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Love Football? Loathe Football?

Wednesday, 26 May 2010 ~ Posted by Mook

Love Football?  Loathe Football?

Whichever it is,  J.J. Electrical have the solutions to the forthcoming World cup.

First things first.  Buy a new TV.

37" Full HD, 100hz, Freeview, Freesat,

37" Full HD, 100hz, Freeview, Freesat,

Love Football – You don’t want to have to watch England on that bulky old set.  No, treat yourself to a nice 37” or 42” FreeviewHD set, and enjoy the Footie in the greatest detail ever.

Hate Football – Just because the footie is on, doesn’t mean you have to miss all your favourite programmes.  Treat yourself to a Nice 37” or 42” FreeviewHD television, and stick the old TV… and the football fans, in the back room!

Buy a recorder

Compact and sleek to match the Viera range of Televisions

Compact and sleek to match the Viera range of Televisions

Love Football – Never miss a kick, shot or goal. Use a Panasonic DMR-EX773 HDD recorder to Record every live match, and watch them back at your leisure.  If England actually wins this thing, you can show these to the grandkids!

Loathe Football – The trouble with a big football tournament is how it impacts the schedules.  Programmes get shifted about all over the shop.  Eastenders ends up on BBC2; penalties delay the 10 o clock news, Flog it disappears altogether.  Use a Panasonic DMR-EX773 HDD recorder to series record all your favourites automatically, and never miss a minute of your favourite shows.

Buy a Roberts DAB Radio/iPod dock

 Also available in Black, Red and yellow!!! Bose who?

Also available in Black, Red and yellow!!! Bose who?

Love Football – So, somehow, you’ve ended up having to paint the spare room.  But Cameroon vs. USA is on and you’ve got money on it!  Buy a Roberts MP-53 DAB iPod dock, and listen to every kick of the ball on Radio 5 Live!

Loathe Football – Want to just get away from it all?  Buy a Roberts MP-53 DAB Radio iPod dock and lock yourself away in the bedroom, put on your favourite tracks on your iPod or CD’s and cracks out a good book and relax.

Buy a Microwave

Mmmm, Super Noodles!

Mmmm, Super Noodles!

Love Football – Who wants to eat Proper food when watching the game?  Buy a Panasonic NNE-233 Compact Microwave and you can cook up Pizza, Chips,  Super Noodles in less than 5 minutes!

Loathe Football. – You know what!  If He’s gonna sit there and do nothing all day,  he can eat yesterdays Leftovers.  And he can heat them up in the Panasonic NNe-233 microwave.

Buy a GTECH Sweeper

Compact for storing away too

Compact for storing away too

Love Football – You just know all those Doritos, biscuits, crisps, popcorn and snacks are gonna make a mess.  Buy a GTECH SW02 rechargeable sweeper and quickly clean up the mess you’ve made, before anyone else finds out.

Loathe Football – Buy a GTECH SW02 rechargeable sweeper and tell the footie fans that they’ve got to clean the house as payment for watching the game in Peace.  If they don’t agree, threaten to get the big vacuum out just as the game gets going!

Buy a Dishwasher

Take the load off and let the Dishwasher take the strain

Take the load off and let the Dishwasher take the strain

Love Football – You want to watch the games in peace right?  You feel a bit guilty about doing nothing all day for a month.  Buy a Bosch SMS50E02 Dishwasher.  With 13 place settings you can load it up quickly, and give yourself more time to watch the games.  It’ll make your life easier but will look like you are thinking of making other peoples lives easier too ;)

Loathe Football – Buy a Bosch SMS50E02 Dishwasher.  Rather than standing by the sink on a beautiful summer’s day, quickly load it up and go for a nice walk, or watch those shows you’ve recorded on the Panasonic HDD recorder.  Make sure the massage gets across that the dishwasher won’t unload itself and you can throw those marigolds away.

And if that doesn’t help,  give them £20 and send them to the pub!

Mook

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